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[hasapoint]

So we're leaving the desert soon. Anyone want to bet on where we go next? What do you want to see? Personally, if I had my druthers: oak savanna. Get a lot more plants and trees around but they're not in dense stands. Good grazing country while still having shade and windbreaks. Maybe even real horses. These scaly ones are well enough but they're just not very expressive.

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[sometimes she draws that two reverse crescents symbol to 'sign' her contributions to the network, sometimes not. It looks like the crescent quillions of her sword, not that anyone here would know.]

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[spaghettimonster]

[He's barely had time to embrace the visual of nibbling the edge of the umbrella and sipping water from the sky, very caterpillar, before getting rocked by this new notion.]

OH MY GOD!!
IT ISN'T COMMON KNOWLEDGE WHERE I COME FROM... BUT I SEE THE SENSE OF IT!
WHO WANTS TO BUILD IN A SLOPE WHEN THEY COULD BUILD ON A FLAT SURFACE??
AND THEY COULD EVEN DIG INTO THE MUSHROOM FOR A BASEMENT...

[knockingatthedoor]

[Welcome to Videogame Logic, Papyrus! It's crap but it's there.]

AND FOOD
Don't forget you can not only build on a flat surface but
LIKE
you can nibble down your way to make your basement
and never run out of snacks!

Just make sure it's not a poisonous one
or was it venomous?

[spaghettimonster]

WHO COULD EVER FORGET EATING THEM??
THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SHOULD TRY WITH STRANGE MUSHROOMS!

[Some of the advice he gave the human was... bad. Not bad enough to warrant killing him over, but not good advice either. More like he thought they were playing Myst.]

AS FOR POISONS AND VENOMS...
I THINK IT DEPENDS ON THE COLOR.
PURPLE IS DEFINITELY POISONOUS, UNLESS IT'S SOAP.

[knockingatthedoor]

YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT EAT EVERY MUSHROOM YOU FIND
WHAT ARE YOU, SUPER BLARIO?

[remember that in a second game that never left Japan, even mushrooms did kill the bearded electrician! Oh, wait with them being all already dead....

Nah, still not a good idea.]

That's silly
Even soap can poison you. Depends on what it's made with
I would know
I once tried to bite into a orange smelling bar of soap as a kid.

[spaghettimonster]

SUPER BLARIO...
MORE LIKE THE GREAT BLARIO, IF THAT'S A NICKNAME IDEA.

BUT NO!! SOAPS SHOULDN'T BE ORANGE-SCENTED.
CLEANING PRODUCTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LEMON-SCENTED.

[Listen, he understands the theory of a preferred color scheme, but please. Everyone knows this. Don't mix up your citruses, Kel!!]

AND YET, YOU RAISE A COMPELLING POINT.
MAYBE ALL SOAPS ARE SORTS OF POISONS,
BUT POISONS THAT ARE ESPECIALLY POISONOUS AGAINST DIRTS AND GRIMES!

[knockingatthedoor]

NAH. Super Blario. Super is the last name.

Foolish fool. Lemon-scented is for cleaning dishes and such.
You can use any other smell you want for floors and everything else.

Even if citrus smells are kind of the best.

[How dare you insinuate Kel doesn't know his citrus, man?]

I dunno, man. I think my stomach would get pretty upset too if I had a bar of soap
Not the kind of upset it gets when I eat lots of cheese but still
pretty bad.

You make it sound like an epic weapon more than anything else.

[spaghettimonster]

AN ENTIRE FAMILY OF SUPER...
WERE THEY SUPERHEROES???

[Super Superheroes, even.

Now, he doesn't disagree with regards to lemon-scented for washing dishes, obviously. That's the right and correct citrusy scent. But this notion...]

JUST, WHATEVER OTHER SCENTS PEOPLE LIKE??
BONE COLOGNE IS FINE FOR A THAT LITTLE EXTRA TOUCH,
BUT I WOULDN'T WANT MARINARA SCENTED-SOAP!

THAT SAID...
OUT OF CURIOSITY.
HOW MUCH 'GARBAGE' FOOD DID YOU TEND TO EAT?

[knockingatthedoor]

Nah. They're electricians. SUPER electricians.
Somehow getting involved into saving a whole kindom.
I guess they do count as super heroes, huh?

[Lemon scented dishes feels just right, like mint flavored toothpaste.]

I MEAN. I'd prefer lavender if I had to go non citrus
or something tamer
I don't like smelling like a bouquet after a shower
or walking in a house that smells like i just poured chemicals around

My ma' used so much bleach in the bathroom, man...
those poor floor tiles.

And- WELL, if you ask my friends? Lots of it
If you ask me: even more.

[He does not. As a sportsman he used to eat rather healthy, even because his mom knew hot to cook, but... he did love indulging in trash now and then.
Pizza? Hell yes. Snickers? Give him! The super cheesy burrito Pedro sometimes prepared for him? He was going to die in the bathroom in a few hours but WORTH IT.]

[spaghettimonster]

HAVING A DAY JOB IS NO OBSTACLE TO SUPERHEROING!!
EXCEPT FOR ALL THE TIMES IT IS, FOR STORY STAKES.
BUT SECRET IDENTITIES ARE A CLASSIC.

[Not that he knows whether Super Blario's electrician family are secret about their heroing, but the point stands for comics in general.]

INCREDIBLE AND HORRIBLE!
BLEACH IS NOT A CITRUS BY ANY STANDARD?!
LAVENDER'S FLORAL PROPERTIES AREN'T EITHER, BUT FLORAL IS... CLOSER.

[He's not actually against the use of bleach as a cleaning agent, but... stopping there? When there's so many additional scents to layer on or face against each other in olfactory battle??]

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:
AS I SUSPECTED.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT??
EATING TOO MUCH GARBAGE DEFINITELY MAKES YOU VULNERABLE TO SOAP POISONS.