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[callsignhornet]

I have an important question for the sake of organizing information about the group.

Feel free to message me directly if you don't feel comfortable sharing publicly.

In the world you are from, what year is it?

Edit: record of death for me should be 2186. Or 2187, though it would be very early in the year.

Comments

[ghostmoder]

oh
nah, i just don't give a shit about stuff like that

[at least he's honest...?]

[spaghettimonster]

SHIT LIKE LITERATURE, OR HISTORY?

[If it's literature, he can keep his responses short and switch to different events. But if it's all of history...]

[ghostmoder]

[Well, he meant literature, but if he's being honest...]

i mean
both, i guess
we're dead anyway. who cares what year it is?

[spaghettimonster]

NUMERICAL COMPETITION ENTHUSIASTS, IT SEEMS!
THE HIGHER THE YEAR... THE HIGHER THE SCORE?
UNLESS IT'S GOLF RULES?!

[In which case, that person with the 3-digit year is definitely in the lead right now. It's a more harmless number comparison game than ages, at any rate.]

[ghostmoder]

[Yusuke takes this as a completely normal and plausible explanation.]

damn
some of you guys are really getting bored out here huh ?

[spaghettimonster]

I TRIED COUNTING GRAINS OF SAND!
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THEY LIKE TO MOVE AROUND.

[Little bit, yeah.]

[ghostmoder]

[bro......]

yeah can't say i ever thought about it
cuz im not a psycho

[spaghettimonster]

MAYBE ONLY SOMEONE AS PSYCHOLOGICALLY ADEPT AS ME WOULD HAVE TRIED...
BUT IT'S A PROBLEM FOR EVERYONE.
THE WIND IS EVEN BAD FOR SANDCASTLES!

[Listen... Dying cut him off from the internet, okay?]

[ghostmoder]

man you're in for a bad time if you're losin it this soon
the rest of them play games or something sometimes i think

[there have been like. parties and group therapy Yusuke has not attended. he may or may not have understood what the group therapy thing was actually about.]

[spaghettimonster]

[Comments like calling him psycho or saying he's losing his mind are easy to brush off as someone's insecure lashing out, but... it has to be admitted, it does sting a little bit given the missing name thing.]

PLAYING GAMES IS ALL WELL AND GOOD,
BUT WHAT OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSION??
SAND CASTLES ARE EASIER TO COME BY THAN SNOW SCULPTURES.

[ghostmoder]

[Yusuke is, unfortunately, the sort of recovering bully who doesn't fully recognize that he was kind of a bully in the first place.]

yeah but a sand castle without a moat sucks
some of the sand is all different colors right ?
cant you do something with that ??
like those little bottle things girls like

[spaghettimonster]

[Hmm, that sounds familiar. He's been suplexed into a few dozen snowbanks by one such person...]

LAYERING COLORED SANDS IN DECORATIVE PILES...
THAT COULD ENHANCE THE SAND CASTLES I'M SURE!

AFTER ALL. I KNOW THE RIVER IS MUD,
BUT I'M SURE THE OASIS WOULD UNDERSTAND A LITTLE BORROWING.

[ghostmoder]

uh yeah
i don't think you wanna use the river mud

pretty sure thatd make an evil sand castle or something

[ok, evil might be a bit much, but still. it's scary mud.]

[spaghettimonster]

MORE LIKE A HAUNTED SAND CASTLE.

[Which would ordinarily be a little spooky, but they are all dead so maybe they should be embracing the hauntly energy a little more? Except...]

WAIT, OH MY GOD?!
WHAT IF MAKING A SCULPTURE WITH RIVER MUD...
CAUSED SOMEONE'S SOUL TO FILL THAT SCULPTURE INSTEAD OF THEIR OWN BODY?!?!?!?

[ghostmoder]

jeez chill out
you're making my whole screen go on the fritz

that wouldn't happen alright
that's not how it works

[that's not... how it's SUPPOSED to work, anyway....]

[spaghettimonster]

OH, PHEW!!!

[He genuinely doesn't isn't sure how it works, and he's only been so willing to ask people for their understanding of the details so far.]

I IMAGINED MY BROTHER AS A SANDCASTLE SOMEDAY,
AND IT WAS ENTIRELY TOO EASY TO PICTURE.